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"The Artist" ✰✰✰ - Is it great? Please, tell me why.

12/31/2011

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Bérénice Bejo as Peppy. Is she crying over what could've been a great movie?
There is a certain kind of moviegoer who will be transported by “The Artist,” but that type isn't me. 

It's not that I think those who love the new semi-silent film are lacking in judgment. In fact, I suspect many of those who love it are rather intelligent and have much greater cinematic knowledge than the Chick Flick Guy. It's like a poetry lover who gets more out of that strange verse you don’t understand, or a wine connoiseur who can actually taste those cherry notes. People like that bring knowledge to the theater (or couch, once it’s on DVD) that will make it a better experience for them. 

Or maybe the emperor isn’t wearing any clothes. In either case, I don't get it.

“The Artist” is a great concept. As a black-and-white silent movie made in the 21st century, it offers a chance to bring modern viewers in touch with magic they missed. The trouble is it doesn’t go much past the concept. If you’ve seen the trailer, and probably even if you haven’t, you won't have any trouble guessing what’s coming next at each point in the film. That’s because you’ve seen it all before. 


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(500) Days of New Year's Eve?

12/30/2011

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From the duo who brought you one of my favorite films of recent years. Happy 2012!
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These are a few of my favorite posts (November)

12/29/2011

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Turning back the clock - to November.
Looking back at November's posts, it looks like I had a lot of fun. Even some of the lamer ones (like the Adam Sandler poll) were pretty entertaining. To me, anyway, and that's what CFG is about.

I hope you enjoyed some of these if you caught them the first time around, or that you enjoy them now. This is the last of my best-of lists for 2011. Follow the underlined links to the posts/reviews in their original locations.

Too Many Holidays -- I was surprised to see how many holidays have movies, though not chick flicks, named for them. I point out the one glaring omission. Can you guess?

Death and Romance -- I named 11 romantic movies with funeral or cemetery scenes, but clever readers named more. I went back the following day to add those. Here are the additions.

Mandy Moore Film Festival -- Don't ask why. Just know I like watching her in movies. By the way, I saw "Love, Wedding, Marriage" after I wrote this post, and guess what? Yep, I liked it.

Hold That Thought. And That Ring -- Who would've thought aborted marriage proposals were so popular that some films even include more than one? Here's a list of seven movies with proposals that go wrong.

Little Big Films -- I reviewed four films in November that aren't well-known but that I really liked. They were:
    Flipped - Although one friend thought this Rob Reiner film of adolescent love was forgettable, it warmed my heart cockles.
    Happily Ever After - A pleasing French film about fidelity and reality in marriage.
    The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys - Talk about quirky. I love it.
    Elizabethtown - Two friends recommended it, so I watched it. And was happy I did.

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These are a few of my favorite posts (October)

12/28/2011

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More end-of-the-year laziness: A recap of October.
The Chick Flick Guy Blog is still rather young, but October - the first full month - had what I thought were some fun posts. You can (by the way) access old posts in several ways. "Find a Movie" (on the menu bar) will let you look for a particular movie and see where I've included discussion of it, if I have. Posts are also listed by category of post (under Categories, to your right) and by date in the Archives. And finally, below are direct links for some of the October posts I liked best.

Upstairs Downstairs Films -- A list of eight films where class poses a not-quite insurmountable obstacle to love. I didn't include "Titanic," for some reason.

I do/I don't -- Here are eight films where the groom is abandoned at the altar, poor guy. Read the comments on the piece for another possible example.

The Chick Flick Guyifesto -- This is too informal to be a Manifesto, but it's a little explanation of my thinking about the blog. My thinking on what to include continues to develop, although my maturity does not.

The Jane Austen Movie Club -- Seven favorite films from Austen books. It should've been eight, but I forgot "Bride and Prejudice," which I reviewed later. And let me again plug a good blog for Austen fans, www.janeaustenfilmclub.blogspot.com.

Michael Cera -- I had two posts, one about the geeky actor and one posing the question of whether there is a women's equivalent. Where Geeks and Freaks Aren't Losers and Who is the Female Michael Cera?

Footloose and the Holy Trinity of '80s Dance Movies -- The title pretty much says what it was about.
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These are a few of my favorite posts (September)

12/27/2011

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Lazy movie blogger, dreaming of how to avoid work.
I won't lie. The Chick Flick Guy is not above digging into the past to fill space. Everyone likes to take a break near the end of the year, and I'm no exception. So, until I can put together some new reviews, lists or other items for you, here are links to some of my early posts. Maybe you didn't see them, or maybe you want to read them again. Or maybe you need a break, too and will just skip CFG for now. It's your call. These four are from September.

Boy Meets Girl, Girl Meets Death -- My first post, but it failed to mention an important, early example of the dying lover genre: "Love Story."

Five films set in high school, based on books assigned in high school -- No, "Grease" is not one of them. So far as I know, they don't assign it as a book,  although grease is pretty much mandatory in cafeterias.

10 Favorite I Love You/I Hate You -- One of the oldest rom com clichés is where the lovers start out hating each other. There are too many to count, so I just went with 10. 

The Desert Island All-Time Top 5 Nick Hornby Movies -- Three very good films written by Hornby or based on one of his books. Two so-so flicks based on his memoir. 
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Recharging the batteries

12/26/2011

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I'm not entirely out of energy, but I'm taking the day off to recharge.
See you soon.
CFG

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Late for the flight to love - 13 movies with airport runs

12/25/2011

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OJ, in better days, running through the airport.
I don't know why it works like this, but someone in the movies is always rushing through an airport  in order to get to his or her beloved. They may have broken up by mistake, or one party just realized he or she was in love, or maybe they've just been separated by circumstance. Whatever it is, an airport is apparently the right place to set it all straight. I'll bet this happened even more in decades past, before airport security got uptight. And in decades way past, people probably ran to the train station, or to catch the departing stagecoach. Back then, instead of a flights monitor blinking "Departed," the runner just saw  a cloud of dust.

Even with the TSA, there are still airport scenes. In fact, one of the last airport runners I saw in a movie was a TSA agent. Here, then, is a baker's dozen of movies where lovers run to make their connections. Sorry, but spoilers are necessary to describe some of these. If you don't want the details, just read the titles and think, "Happily ever after." That's generally how it works.
  • "Life As We Know It" (2010) -  Holly (Katherine Heigl) runs to airport with a social worker and baby in tow. Though she dumps the baby on the social worker and runs shoeless to the gate, the flight has already left. No problem. That's because Messer (Josh Duhamel) decided he needed her, too, and went home. He's waiting there when she arrives. Happily ever after.
  • "Love Actually" (2003) - Aided by another passenger, who distracts security for a moment, Sam runs through London Heathrow, passed the duty free shops, until he gets to the departing Joanna "because she's heaven." She gives him a peck before leaving, and happily ever after.
  • "Good Luck, Chuck" (2007) -- Chuck is actually Charlie (Dane Cook), who runs to the airport when he thinks Cam (Jessica Alba) is running off with a penguin expert. (You had to be there.) Charlie actually buys a couple of tickets, struggles through security and gets on the plane before discovering she's just going on a work trip. Happily ever after.


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I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree...

12/24/2011

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Chances are good that  "Love Actually" will have another viewing at my house again this week, since that's our family holiday tradition. Here's a great clip from my favorite end-of-the-year film.

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The Write Stuff - 18, no, 19, no 23 Rom Coms Where She's a Journalist (Part II)

12/23/2011

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Newspaper journalists are inclined to think they are hard-bitten cynics, but the reality is that most so-called cynics are just romantics who've been disappointed too many times. Between that and the black humor that tends to prevail at newspapers, journalists are perfect subjects for rom coms.

This list started out as a roster of 18 rom coms with a female print journalist as a significant character. But then my daughter got involved and added a few. The last several are courtesy of her and my wife.

We're talking about movies since 1980, so we can't include the greatest example, Rosalind Russell in "His Girl Friday." It's off by just, oh, 40 years. To be quite honest, I've only seen five of these last 14 films. Only "Hitch" and "Tamara Drewe" (a fine film, by the way) are memorable to me, but I'd like to see a couple of the others. If you missed the first nine films on the list, you can find them here.

10. "Scoop" (2006) - Haven't seen it, but Sondra Pransky (Scarlett Johansson) is a journalism student who has an affair with a murder suspect.  
11. "I Love Trouble" (1994) - Another one I haven't seen, but it sounds like the classic battle of perky vs. experienced, set on a journalism stage with Julia Roberts and Nick Nolte. You can probably guess which one is perky.
12. "Sex and the City" (2008) - The movie version of a TV show that I found frustratingly obnoxious. Maybe because I'm a guy, albeit a chick flick guy. Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) is the sex writer for a New York paper.
13. "Just One of the Guys" (1985) - Apparently a kind of cult classic, but I haven't seen it. It features an college journalist who goes so far undercover, she's pretending to be a guy. I don't think there's a single actor in this film I've ever heard of.
14. "My Best Friend's Wedding" (1997)- Julia Roberts plays a food critic who tries to put the bite on her pal, who's fixing to get married to someone else.
15. "Tamara Drewe" (2010) - Tamara Drewe is a London columnist who returns to the countryside where she grew up. She has affairs with an older local writer and a childish rock star, but her true love is the one who liked her before she got her nose job.
16. "Confessions of a Shopaholic" (2009) - Isla Fisher plays a financial journalist who apparently thinks 12 Steps is enough to decide on buying a new pair of shoes. I haven't seen it yet, so you can't say I'm a full-fledged Isla-holic.
17. "He Said, She Said" (1991) - A comedic "Rashomon" with sparring journalists, played by Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth Perkins.
18. "Heartburn" (1986) - One of the greats of romantic comedy writers, Nora Ephron, apparently put her own life into this story, building on the breakup of her marriage to Watergate reporting legend Carl Bernstein.
19. "Marley & Me" (2008) - I'll be darned, Jennifer Aniston plays a reporter again. (See "The Bounty Hunter" in yesterday's list.) This time, she's the female half of a married reporter couple that moves from the snow to Florida to find work, sun and a dog that will make them famous.
20. "Hitch" (2005) - Can't believe I forgot that Eva Mendes plays a gossip columnist in this fun romp with Will Smith.
21. "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" (2003) - Even worse that I almost forgot this one, given that I just watched it a couple of days ago. Maybe it's because of how annoying the ploy is when she's going to extremes to get rid of him.
22. "The Holiday" (2006) - Kate Winslet is a weddings writer driven from London to California by the engagement of the guy she thought was in love with her. A nice film with some good "meet cute."
23. "13 going on 30" (2004) - By this time, I feel like this list is 13 movies going on 30. Our last is a silly age-switch film, though Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo are good in it. Garner's character, Jenna, is bewitched at 13 and wakes up to find out she works at Poise, a fashion magazine.

Movie suggestions came from Maija-Liisa Young, Vanessa Price Martin, Dale Stark, Dee Dee Gunther, Tricia Stirling, Melissa Nappan, Ken Chavez, Sam Delson, Brandy Tuzon Boyd, Erika Chavez Bleszinski, Mara Stark-Alcalá, Dan Nguyen, Pablo Roman-Alcalá, Bob Rebach, Ian Cahir, LaRae Pfeffen. Barb Hennelly and Carla Meyer, who knows more about films than I ever will. Of course, that also probably applies to the rest of the list, too. Thanks for all the suggestions. If you don't see yours, it means I didn't think it fit the rules. You can complain about it in the comments.
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The Write Stuff - 18 Rom Coms Where She's a Journalist (Part I)

12/22/2011

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Lois Lane was a movie reporter, but she didn't make my list.
Why are there so many movies where the characters are journalists? It just might be because journalists tend to be writers and observers, and that's pretty good preparation for writing a movie script. Script writers (so I imagine) make more money than journalists, so it's something we journalists can aspire to when we're tired of being poor and are ready to sell our souls. (Scriptwriting job offers to: Contact the Guy.) Once grown up, the former journalists remember that someone once said you should write what you know. Voila: "The Front Page." (To name just one of the earliest examples of the journalism movie genre, written by a newsman.)

There are so many journalism movies, my list is going to leave out TV journalists. That means good-bye,  "Groundhog Day." That means good-bye, "Groundhog Day." We'll leave out serious films, so: "All the President's Men": Expletive deleted. And I'll omit movies with only male journalists - Run away, "Runaway Bride." The list will be more manageable if it's restricted to romantic comedies since 1980 where the woman is a print journalist. You'd think that would be limited, but I wound up with so many, I'm going to stretch them out over a couple of days. Here's the first half of my list, in no particular order. The second part has 14 more films. 

1. "Sleepless in Seattle" (1993) - Being a journalist gives Annie (Meg Ryan) a pretext for hunting down a guy who sounds too romantic to be true. In fact, I'm sure if Sam (Tom Hanks) were for real, he'd be eagerly reading Chick Flick Guy every day. (Even if he denigrates "An Affair to Remember.")
2. "When Harry Met Sally" (1989) - What do you know? Meg was a journalist before "Sleepless." It comes out in a couple of throwaway lines in this film. First she's studying journalism and then becomes a journalist. Oh, really?
3. "Kissing Jessica Stein" (2001) - Jessica is a copy-editor for a fictional New York periodical of uncertain frequency. Her boss is her college boyfriend. Her love is someone entirely different. See my review here.
4. "Going the Distance" (2010) - Drew Barrymore is a New York journalism intern, Stanford journalism student and finally (and most unrealistically) a writer for the SF Chronicle. She pursues a long-distance relationship with the guy she met that summer in New York.
5. "The Bounty Hunter" (2010) - Haven't seen it but it looks like just the sort of bad movie I'd enjoy. Jennifer Aniston is an investigative reporter. Uh-huh.
6. "Definitely, Maybe" (2010) - Will (Ryan Reynolds) has three loves in this film. Summer (Rachel Weisz) is the journalist who single-handedly topple's Will's boss, a political candidate, sending Will into a downward spiral that eventually leads to love. With someone else.
7. "The Devil Wears Prada" (2006) - Anne Hathaway is Andy (sometimes Emily to her boss), the new girl at the Vogue-esque fashion mag who dreams of being a "serious journalist." If she only knew.
8. "Never Been Kissed" (1999) - Forget what I said about script writers writing what they know. This movie apparently features a newspaper copy editor (Drew Barrymore, again) with an office and an assistant. This is laughable. You'd almost expect to see a messenger owl in a movie so clearly based in fantasy.
9. "The Paper" (1994) - This isn't quite a romantic comedy, but colleagues would kill me if I didn't include it. And Michael Keaton's pregnant love (the lovely Marisa Tomei) is a former reporter. Glenn Close plays his boss.

By the way, I didn't come up with all of these on my own. I had some help from some great, real-life women journalists, and some guy reporters, and some random interlopers. The helpers are named at the end of tomorrow's post.

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