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"Edward Scissorhands" - Forget the hands, check out the teeth - A guest post

12/20/2011

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Here's a great guest post by "Mrs. Johnny Depp," also known as Maureen Crawford, also known as the "Amelie" hater - but a longtime friend and loyal CFG visitor. Chick Flick Guy welcomes guest posts (which may be edited) as long as they fit the spirit of the blog. Contact the Guy if you're interested.


Holiday movie watching is not a tradition to be taken lightly. Non-binding clothing must be donned, a hot drink must be within arm's reach, and a cozy blanket must be tucked up against one's chin to foil any possibility of draught. In a perfect world, a fire would sizzle and pop in the fireplace, and inclement weather would rage against the window panes. 

And Johnny Depp would be on my couch. Or at least in my DVD player.  "Edward Scissorhands" (1990) is a heartwarming, quirky romantic comedy with a twist of fantasy. It's the story of an awkward, innocent misfit, and it's just the right choice for a wintery evening in.

My personal love affair with Johnny Depp began in 1990 when he played Edward Scissorhands.  But I’m going to try to be objective in this review, really I am. 

It begins as a kind of fairy tale, a grandmother tucking a child into bed while explaining the mysterious origins of snow. I would like to say the film is suitable for the whole family, but there is one seductress scene where the neighborhood hussy (Marge, delightfully played by Kathy Baker) tries to Mrs. Robinsonize young Edward in the back room of her beauty parlor, the innuendo of which would bump the film into the PG-13 category. (Hooray!)

Edward (Johnny Depp) is an awkward misfit boy, who has been created with scissory blades where his hands should be.  He speaks only 169 words in the entire movie and looks at the world with wide wonder.   He desperately wants to do the right thing; moving around gingerly so he doesn’t stab or slash anything.  By the time Edward punctures the waterbed with an accidental poke, and then tries to fix the spouting water by covering it up with stuffed animals, he has won our hearts.

Edward Scissorhands is regarded by many critics to be the crazy-haired director Tim Burton’s finest film. No argument here. Burton calls it his favorite creation as well. It was his first project with the then 27-year-old Depp, the first of seven collaborations between the two.

The Burton/Depp relationship bears some discussion.

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Son of Chick Flick Guy - A guest post

11/29/2011

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The Chick Flick Guy always welcomes guest submissions, so long as they're not too long and are in the spirit of the blog, i.e. thoughtful, but lighthearted. Guest bloggers may be edited. Here's the first guest offering, from my son, Antonio, the one who unintentionally convinced me to start doing the blog that I'd merely been yakking about. 

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As my father could tell you, I'm interested in strange things. Unconventional politics, “alternative” music, underground comics, etc. If I was going to contribute to the Chick Flick Guy, I told him, it would be with coverage of films that bring weird with their romance. If it involves non-heteronormative plot lines, great. If the characters are “quirky”, golden. And if the film is available on Netflix streaming? I'm there. (Editor's note: "non-heteronormative?" Can you tell he goes to a good college?)

This post marks my entry into blogdom (uh, that doesn't sound nearly as cool as stardom) with two films that have a pleasant mix of weirdness and cuteness.

“Happy Accidents” (2000) stars Vincent D'Onofrio and Marisa Tomei. The premise is simple, stupid even, yet effective. Tomei (as Ruby) is used to failed relationships. Her bad choices have brought her loser after loser  -- so many that her friends keep mug shots of the losers in a box of “exes.” Her experience gives her little faith in something better. Then comes along Sam (D'Onofrio), who befriends her in the park. One awkward conversation leads to another, and the couple end up enjoying each others' company. That is, when Sam isn't saying odd things and showing an irrationally extreme fear of small dogs.


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